Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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