If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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