Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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