I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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