just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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