I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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