Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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