So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Let's get the cat blown out
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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