What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
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