That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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