We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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