weddingsv make me drug and hornr
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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