fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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