I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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