she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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