no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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