There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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