Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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