next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
