Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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