I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I need to stop coming to work sober
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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