I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Randomize
