No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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