there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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