Whod you bang
Small penises have feelings too.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
so much tequila, so little girl.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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