I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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