i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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