It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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