I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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