just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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