just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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