No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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