just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I AM VODKA MAN
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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