Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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