very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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