Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
and she was petting her beer can
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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