foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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