The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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