Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I love you. Go after that dick
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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