Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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