: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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