How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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