Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He had one of those small greek statue penises
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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