Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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