fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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