she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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