Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
