I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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