Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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