Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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