Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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